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At the precinct, the officers asked the man what he had to say for himself.The man replied, "Well officer, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets poster that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a poster that said 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling' and I had to smile. Then she moved again and placed herself under a deodorant poster that said 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick', and I could hardly contain myself. But officer, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the poster that said 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident' I just lost it.
"He was sent home with a warning.
Last Edited By: quasar May 7 15 7:13 AM. Edited 2 times